Re: FA Party - The Diary
Này thì Fansy
Source : I forget, just copy from my collection
Còn chưa kể Angwe và Chrae nữa
Này thì Fansy
Fansy
EverQuest
The Sullon Zek server was an infamous "no rules" haven of exploits until Fansy made it cry uncle. The server was 70% evil and 20% neutral, turning the usual epic battle between good and evil into a circle-stomp on good's weeping face. Every fight went the way combat between an army of evil and a few lone heroes.
Fansy was a level 5 good bard -- in EverQuest , so low that other players couldn't attack him. His only combat ability was running faster than a group of lumbering Sand Giants. But Fansy had a plan. He'd wandered around the "no rules" server like a fantasy Forrest Gump being nice to people, wearing bright colors, and being called Fansy, ensuring that everyone had called him a fag at least twice. Then unleashed his vengeance.
Fansy provoked two dozen of the Sand Giants into attacking him. This probably looked profoundly stupid to anyone who bothered to pay attention, since Sand Giants can kill everything. And then Fansy started running. What he'd realized is that Sand Giants can only kill what they can catch. And since he was one of the only things in the game that didn't fall under that category. Fansy annihilated vast swathes of the server by running away , with a vast conga line of burly giants chasing his ass. And what would they do since they can't catch him? Yep, Sand Giants left nothing unfucked on their way. Moaning , groaning , cursing , surprise butthurt and angry sex were all over the place.
A lv 5 bard literally killed everything on the server without touching them.
At which point the cool evil players suddenly decided "no rules" was unfair and whined until moderators arrived.
The first moderator to show up said "cool," reminded Fansy there were no rules, and enjoyed watching him do it.
The second mod asked him to stop, based on a rule on the no rules server (which hadn't existed earlier that day), and Fansy acquiesced. All someone had to do was ask nicely! Which no one on Sullon Zek had tried, although they had tried calling him a no-life 12-year-old basement-dwelling homo one million times. It's a little strange that people playing a fantasy game would hate him so much, since he's basically recreated the the exact plot of Lord of the Rings for them: a small, underpowered idiot using unkillable allies to defeat a land of evil. We're sure the irony wasn't lost on Fansy, and that he was just too nice to point it out.
Fansy officially brought "rule" to the "no rules" server
The Sullon Zek server was an infamous "no rules" haven of exploits until Fansy made it cry uncle. The server was 70% evil and 20% neutral, turning the usual epic battle between good and evil into a circle-stomp on good's weeping face. Every fight went the way combat between an army of evil and a few lone heroes.
Fansy was a level 5 good bard -- in EverQuest , so low that other players couldn't attack him. His only combat ability was running faster than a group of lumbering Sand Giants. But Fansy had a plan. He'd wandered around the "no rules" server like a fantasy Forrest Gump being nice to people, wearing bright colors, and being called Fansy, ensuring that everyone had called him a fag at least twice. Then unleashed his vengeance.
Fansy provoked two dozen of the Sand Giants into attacking him. This probably looked profoundly stupid to anyone who bothered to pay attention, since Sand Giants can kill everything. And then Fansy started running. What he'd realized is that Sand Giants can only kill what they can catch. And since he was one of the only things in the game that didn't fall under that category. Fansy annihilated vast swathes of the server by running away , with a vast conga line of burly giants chasing his ass. And what would they do since they can't catch him? Yep, Sand Giants left nothing unfucked on their way. Moaning , groaning , cursing , surprise butthurt and angry sex were all over the place.
A lv 5 bard literally killed everything on the server without touching them.
At which point the cool evil players suddenly decided "no rules" was unfair and whined until moderators arrived.
The first moderator to show up said "cool," reminded Fansy there were no rules, and enjoyed watching him do it.
The second mod asked him to stop, based on a rule on the no rules server (which hadn't existed earlier that day), and Fansy acquiesced. All someone had to do was ask nicely! Which no one on Sullon Zek had tried, although they had tried calling him a no-life 12-year-old basement-dwelling homo one million times. It's a little strange that people playing a fantasy game would hate him so much, since he's basically recreated the the exact plot of Lord of the Rings for them: a small, underpowered idiot using unkillable allies to defeat a land of evil. We're sure the irony wasn't lost on Fansy, and that he was just too nice to point it out.
Fansy officially brought "rule" to the "no rules" server
Source : I forget, just copy from my collection
Còn chưa kể Angwe và Chrae nữa
Last edited:
